March 2011
64 posts
cerulean-and-sapphire asked: clarinet commandments? haven't been able to find any before :( love the blog :)
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Anonymous asked: Heyy can you put more french horns or saxaphones(:
sugarbobshanaynay asked: What skewl do yew go tew?
indecisivelygivingup asked: You never post anything about woodwinds anymore.):
perry-monster asked: Trombone appreciation FTW!
skykingcat-deactivated20110928- asked: Too much brass stuff lately; let's go some woodwinds up here :D (Like Clarinet :D)
I love the blog anyways haha
I love the blog anyways haha
Anonymous asked: You like brass too much :(
Trumpet Commandments
musicalmelody:
1. Maynard Ferguson is thy god. Thou shalt not have any other god besides him.
2. Whatever goes upon three valves and/or slide is a friend so long as it bears the name trumpet
3. Honor thy superior trumpet demi-gods (unless of course, however unlikely, you become a trumpet-god yourself)
4. Thou shalt not attempt to out-do another trumpet, unless in competition (to trumpets,...
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Tuba Commandments
musicalmelody:
1. Thou shalt wear thy beret to the right, nay the left.
2. Thou shalt covet not thy neighbor’s mouthpiece bits.
3. Thou shalt not throw garbage in thy neighbor’s sousaphone bell.
4. When faith in thy music faltereth, improvise……….Loudly!!!!!!!
5. Thou shalt not play when thy spit valve needeth to be emptied.
6. Thou shalt learn to count. (To four at least)
7. Thou shalt put...
"Facts" about the Trombone
musicalmelody:
If a trombone player pulls off the slide completely , two Lightsabers will emerge.
Even if The trombone is in its case, A trombone player still has use for it. It can be used as a bazooka, battering ram, or blatant phallic symbol.
All trombonists have the innate ability to act massively homosexual towards each other; however, most of them are not actually gay.
Elder...
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Anonymous asked: Anyone have trumpet commandments?
Haven't seen anything trumpet related in a while
Haven't seen anything trumpet related in a while
lifeandjazz-deactivated20120311 asked: oh my fucking god. You are at highland high school? my school might be performing there at the jazz festival. Our director is thinking about it. Woaaaahh...
sugarbobshanaynay asked: who made this blog...?
woulditbecreepyifi asked: helllo :)
I saw someone requested more french horn things, and I mean, I noticed theres already alot of french horn related posts.
I was wondering if you could post more tuba/sousaphone/contra related things :D
I saw someone requested more french horn things, and I mean, I noticed theres already alot of french horn related posts.
I was wondering if you could post more tuba/sousaphone/contra related things :D
Commandments of Euphonium
msdrbeat:
Thou shalt accept the Bass Clef as the Lord Thy God and the Treble Clef as your Immortal Savior.
Thou shalt hit the low notes a Tuba can to hit and the high notes a Horn can hit.
Thou shalt hold the damned thing up if marching.
Thou shalt grow a pair and stop fingering concert A at me when I’m not looking.
Thou shalt BLOW LIKE A REAL MAN! (wait a minute…)
Thou shalt get...
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k1mmie-deactivated20111018-deac asked: I watched Ticheli in concert at a band invitational and got some amazing feedback from him! He's so nice and throughout the whole tape, he couldn't stop saying how beautiful music was, and how beautifully we played it even though we didn't sound our best.
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